My Blood

So funny story - I'm cutting up this apple, right? Only a few minutes
ago. I put it all into a bowl to eat. So I'm sitting in front of the
comprooder eating it when I see that one of the apple pieces has this
gunk all over it. And I'm looking at this gunk and I'm like "That gunk
is my blood."

So I start looking at my hands, checking all my fingers cuz I'm
like "It's early, Tim. You might have cut into a finger without being
aware because you aren't yet awake." But I can't find any cuts and
there's no blood on the keyboard.

And then I realize that the apple slices are sitting on a bed of melting blueberries.

The blood was blueberry juice.

I bleed blueberry.